Peripherals Accumulate: Killing The Earth With Awesome Plastic Crap and Happy Meal Toys For Man Children

As a longtime fan of fighting games, I have more than a few arcade sticks. That's an understatement, actually: I have a ridiculous perfectly sane number of arcade sticks. In fact, I have more arcade sticks than I have actual consoles! An intervention from family and friends can't be far off, but I figure I can get out of that by tricking them into a Street Fighter match wherein the loser has to fuck off. Smart money is on me winning, in case you were curious.